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asiestamimundo: #howtobeagoodparent JORRIE IF YOU DON’T GET THIS BACK FROM MARK I’M GOING TO UNLEASH AN ARMADA OF PIZZAS IN YOUR BEDROOM.  All these pizzas coming out of the oven and no clamp anywhere in sight to take them out. They’re gonna overflow everywhere. And the oven will block the door. You’ll be screwed. Love you.

asiestamimundo:

#howtobeagoodparent

JORRIE IF YOU DON’T GET THIS BACK FROM MARK I’M GOING TO UNLEASH AN ARMADA OF PIZZAS IN YOUR BEDROOM. 

All these pizzas coming out of the oven and no clamp anywhere in sight to take them out. They’re gonna overflow everywhere.

And the oven will block the door.

You’ll be screwed.

Love you.

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